Saturday, May 03, 2008

Can I have some 'dat Weed Jam to Go On My Biscuit? Thanks Brah!


Larry: Wellness Center
Dafina: Lmao
Dafina: it's the weed spot...let's be real
Larry: The legal weed spot
Dafina: madness
Larry: Lets just say, I wonder what his Pound Cake tastes like
Larry: If it tastes kinda "herbal"
Dafina: damnit
Dafina: LOL
Larry: Marijuana Butter
Larry: On some toast
Larry: Just, really
Larry: How does that go with grape Jelly
Larry: Or honey?
Larry: Is there some "tree honey" to go with that?
Dafina: so could happen
Larry: Buncha drooling sleepy people
Larry: With a buncha crumbs scattered around
Dafina: LOL
Dafina: that would be awesome to give to unsuspecting people...er coworkers?
Larry: And then film the results
Larry: And say it was part of a workplace counseling session
No wonder Anthony Anderson can't keep a damned job. His serverance package from every entertainment gig he's ever done, once's he's gotten fired for getting the cast and crew high, is a clause to never turn him in to the police, and a business card...for off ours "discussions" of "future projects" (I.E. Smoking out in his Monte Carlo on Pico Blvd...then heading into Roscoe's)
Can we keep our pot smoking, off the clock Anthony? Kthanks....I don't need any of my prospective employees thinking when I come in with red eyes and some baked goods that I have "motives" for sharing...

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Money, Money Money, Monay!


Miss Fuquan: damnit
Miss Fuquan: clearly he was high!
Miss Fuquan: Only high people would state such claims
imissoldsmobiles: You know that fool just kept writing in zeros
imissoldsmobiles: "Lemme see how many zeroes can I get away with!"
Miss Fuquan: "uh...let me add just one more...just...one...more..."
imissoldsmobiles: So it went from $36 to $360,000,000,000
Miss Fuquan: or $3
imissoldsmobiles: Uh uh
imissoldsmobiles: But possible
imissoldsmobiles: High a$$
Miss Fuquan: soooo possible
Miss Fuquan: I blame Next Friday
imissoldsmobiles: That's why I don't give tree fans a check
imissoldsmobiles: Give them cash
imissoldsmobiles: So they can't fake that
imissoldsmobiles: Unless they get a color copier
Miss Fuquan: even then...they might add zeros to the bills
imissoldsmobiles: Sooo true
imissoldsmobiles: Add them, with a sharpie
imissoldsmobiles: A green sharpie
Miss Fuquan: "This is a limited edition 20,000,000!"
imissoldsmobiles: And the man in the center, Method Man and Redman
Miss Fuquan: you ain't neva lied
imissoldsmobiles: The $50,000,000 edition with Mike Epps
imissoldsmobiles: All grinning
Miss Fuquan: the 100,000,000 with Ice Cube
imissoldsmobiles: YES!
imissoldsmobiles: Its part of the "Thank God It's Another Next Friday after Next" boardgame