Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A lil Hip Hop Slash Fiction for ya.........



"Zac Efron pops in a profile on Lil’ Wayne by the O.C. Weekly.
The paper claims that the unlikely duo are working on music together and that their reporter witnessed the following:
“What’s up, my nigga?” Efron says, giving Wayne a pound, a hug, and then, to my astonishment, a full-on kiss, reminiscent of the one Wayne famously gave his surrogate father Baby last year. (Obviously, Efron is going to have to work harder to squelch rumors surrounding his sexual orientation.)
This has to be a joke right???"

And of course it is....

But that doesn't stop me from thinking this would be like the most awesomely wrong couple ever since Ice T and CoCo! You know Lil Wayne would be selling Zefron at the corner of every project nationwide while on tour for a few extra dollars. It would be...just a dream, for this piece of wrongness to be true...Why do I say that, cause Zac Efron is not real, like there might be a human underneath 50lbs of fake layering, like CoCo, but not really...and You know I think it would take a man like Lil Wayne to melt down all the Barbie doll (or build it up more) and make Zefron all the man(whore) he can be, more than Disney can do by plastering his posters all over teenage America's walls....

Honestly, I hope Zac Efron isn't gay, unless he's on to the DL Swirl like this, cause..really, this would be the most awesome gay pairing ever....

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