Pure Cookie Coonery

So I went to a Beer Bust yesterday, lots of Bearish and Leather adjacent Gay Men...not too many Negroes amongst the crowd...

But later in the afternoon I saw the most supreme act of Coonery so far in 2008...It might lead me to start the Coon chronicles...

I think my text message of astonishment to friends sums up what happened best...

"Why did a fool just ask me if a Chips Ahoy Cookie on the counter was my cookie, and when I said no he ate it...directly off the counter?"

Yes...mind you there were only 10 other Negroes in a place of about 300, basically, white men. And this fool had the nerve to eat
some random cookie that was just sitting there...on the counter...next to coatcheck...

I think it's gonna be a really long long shameful year of negrodom....

Like, really, if you're that desperate for a cookie...go steal a fresh one from Safeway or any chain store with a Bakery, they're equipped to deal with such shrinkage....don't embarass all black folks by eating random food, all proud...in a room full of 300 white people...

It's All About Hair!

So along with her line of LipChap, Saaphryi "Imma beatchu with FLOWERS" Windsor is selling you some weave..
Some "Indian" weave, at $278 a pack!

http://www.SAAPHYRI.com/

Not to be outdone Miss Patti "I take flight on stage and think I'm flying higher Higher HIGHER" has announced her own line of hair, in wig form to be sold thru Especially Yours.Com

http://www.especiallyyours.com/patti/empty_pl.asp?cid=14&mscssid=&adsrc=

I didn't know 2008 was gonna be the year of the African American Hair extension/accessory. According to the Chinese Zodiac its
supposed to be the Year of the Rat right? Maybe according to the Korean hair palaces both women frequent on Crenshaw Blvd it is year of the Weave/Wig.

"NO YOU LIKE?! $34 DOLLA FO OUN PAK!"

So, why do I find this, somewhat offensive. Well obviously Saaphryi is fleecing people with her celebrity, as if her weave is any better
than any place on Crenshaw, East 14th, LaSalle or 125th Street.

Patti LaBelle?

I have an exercise for you...Google Image Patti LaBelle...and see some of the wigs this heffa has worn since She was a BlueBelle back in '62. And she thinks she's an authority on "Stylish" wigs....Well..she can be, she's an expert just as much as Virgil Exner was on car styling after that 4th bottle of Vodka and the 1962 Chrysler lineup came out....

Hair madness...pure hair madness....