Monday, January 07, 2008

Pure Cookie Coonery


So I went to a Beer Bust yesterday, lots of Bearish and Leather adjacent Gay Men...not too many Negroes amongst the crowd...

But later in the afternoon I saw the most supreme act of Coonery so far in 2008...It might lead me to start the Coon chronicles...

I think my text message of astonishment to friends sums up what happened best...

"Why did a fool just ask me if a Chips Ahoy Cookie on the counter was my cookie, and when I said no he ate it...directly off the counter?"

Yes...mind you there were only 10 other Negroes in a place of about 300, basically, white men. And this fool had the nerve to eat
some random cookie that was just sitting there...on the counter...next to coatcheck...

I think it's gonna be a really long long shameful year of negrodom....

Like, really, if you're that desperate for a cookie...go steal a fresh one from Safeway or any chain store with a Bakery, they're equipped to deal with such shrinkage....don't embarass all black folks by eating random food, all proud...in a room full of 300 white people...

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