It's All About Hair!

So along with her line of LipChap, Saaphryi "Imma beatchu with FLOWERS" Windsor is selling you some weave..
Some "Indian" weave, at $278 a pack!

http://www.SAAPHYRI.com/

Not to be outdone Miss Patti "I take flight on stage and think I'm flying higher Higher HIGHER" has announced her own line of hair, in wig form to be sold thru Especially Yours.Com

http://www.especiallyyours.com/patti/empty_pl.asp?cid=14&mscssid=&adsrc=

I didn't know 2008 was gonna be the year of the African American Hair extension/accessory. According to the Chinese Zodiac its
supposed to be the Year of the Rat right? Maybe according to the Korean hair palaces both women frequent on Crenshaw Blvd it is year of the Weave/Wig.

"NO YOU LIKE?! $34 DOLLA FO OUN PAK!"

So, why do I find this, somewhat offensive. Well obviously Saaphryi is fleecing people with her celebrity, as if her weave is any better
than any place on Crenshaw, East 14th, LaSalle or 125th Street.

Patti LaBelle?

I have an exercise for you...Google Image Patti LaBelle...and see some of the wigs this heffa has worn since She was a BlueBelle back in '62. And she thinks she's an authority on "Stylish" wigs....Well..she can be, she's an expert just as much as Virgil Exner was on car styling after that 4th bottle of Vodka and the 1962 Chrysler lineup came out....

Hair madness...pure hair madness....