Hey! Steve Harvey!
Stacy Adams and The Durant Mall called, they want their suits and shoes back.
Why, you ask?
Because they don't make the shit you wear anymore, and they don't want C-List comedians promoting outerware and footware they sold in 1997...
Why do you think you are so fine in them old school in those old school The Whispers suits. remind you, it's almost 2007. You aren't Lenny Williams getting down in Laughlin, Nevada with a 37 minute set of "Cause I Love You." Hang them old school 1981 suits up. Alligator is just about equally in style as a Rolls Royce Grille, vinyl top and wide white walls on a Cadillac CTS (somehow, it's still ok to do that to a DTS, for reasons far beyond my control, actually it's in the hands of the African American Branch of the AARP).
While you are handing back them suits, can you donate some of your lip tissue to non-negroes in need of bigger lips? Since, really, what are you doing since The Kings of Comedy? Why are you leeching off of your costars from that concert film for work. and Cedric the Entertainer somehow manages to update his suits and causual wear. If money is tight, can't you have him buy you like , one general purpose one, where you can break up the pieces and wear them with the least offensive pieces of your wardobe.
Word of advice from Queer Eye for the Negro guy....
The damn Pleats are out, and so is the color purple....
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