R&B is Asleep

I think it's been asleep for a good 15 years...or More....

When was the last time you remember a relentlessly uptempo R&B smash dominating the Charts. like 4/4 time signature and all?

The last one I can think of was Shanice "I Like Your Smile"

Duh duh duh duh duh da uh......

Well maybe Jill Scott's "Golden," but was that a hit...like a big hit, cause all I remember it as was the credits song to "Beauty Shop."

Even Janet Jackson...wasn't "Doesn't Really Matter" and "All For You" uptempo? Why is she on valium on "So Excited?" This is "So Excited" on drugs. Prescription drugs? Didn't Jane used to leave the slow tempo to her slow jams? I'm sorry Janet, but nothing makes me excited about your song.

So, are all producers are collectively on Valium and Quaaludes and Vicodin, chased down with a Vodka Tonic? Will they all go to rehab and wake the hell up? I can't keep going into limewire and downloading another old groove. Some one.....

PLEASE!

Make me shake my ass!