So I thought of a way Ron Isley can repay his tax debt, and help society at the same time.
Take away his Penis!
Why you ask?
Because Ron Isley is in his mid 60's and he should not be producing offspring at this stage of his life when he is running into trouble with the IRS.
You tell me,
"Well Ron Isley's Penis wouldn't be worth much, so it would be cruel to take away his "manhood" and he'd still be a couple of hundred thousand in debt to the IRS!"
I say, make him do public service announcements about the dangers of fathering children way into your AARP years.
For example:
Hi My Name is Ron Isley. Aka Mr. Biggs. And this is a picture of Tony Randall's son, now 5. Where's Tony you may ask, well, he's been dead for 4 years. You See, Tony Randall's son will never get to play catch with his father, get driving lessons from his father, or learn about the birds & The Bees from his father. You see, Tony Randall had unprotected sex with a female not on birth control. The young children with fathers older than Jesus is a growing epidemic, and we need your help preventing it. Please, when selling Viagra, please provide condoms and spermicides."
Why Is Ronald Isley talking about "Baby Making Music" Chances are too great that he will die while "making babies."
If I'm correct there is no song called "Heart Attack" on the CD.
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