Chicken Noodle Soup...With a Soda On The Side

By now you know that "Chicken Noodle Soup" is not just a food you eat.

It's a Dance you can embarass yourself in the club with. This poor dance doesn't even have the charm of the "Cha Cha Slide." You won't see big Mama breaking out the "Chicken Noodle Soup" at the family reunion (or Aunt Beulah's funeral, do we have to dance at every occasion? Are we dancing because we are happy she has met with the lord, or just happy that she's dead?).

We will forever do the Electric Slide. How could you really do the "Chicken Noodle Soup" to "One Nation Under a Groove?" Technically, I think you could pull off the Cha Cha Slide to "One Nation Under a Groove."

So I assume at this point, I don't have to paste a link to youtube so you can see the madness that is the Chicken Noodle Soup. Chances are I could show you the Minstrel Show Cake walk scenes to "Birth of a Nation" and you couldn't tell the difference. I hate coming up with two conspiracy theories in a week, but I think The Chicken Noodle Soup was developed by The Klu Klux Klan to show white teenagers that Black Folks, really, are stupid. Don't let it work people! We aren't stupid....You haven't EVER had Chicken Noodle Soup with a Soda on the side

Apple Juice

Orange Juice

Milk

Maybe Tea

But Never Soda.

Let it rain, then bring it on back my ass....