For some reason Blogger is posting this image twice, so you get twice the oppurtunity to see Star Jones's saggy ashy titties.I didn't know one of the side affects of having a "life saving operation"(Gastric Bypass) was being ashy. I know life can be expensive being 1) Unemployed and 2) Having a Gay husband. But Lotion is not in her budget? Vaseline or Jergens wasn't one of the sponsors at her and Big Gay Al's wedding?
I can pray, power pray, that this is photoshop, because role number one of being Negro and famous is that you don't appear in public ashy. Even when Whitney was fucked up, she still remembered to put lotion on herself.
I'm still really wonder how Star stepped anywhere and didn't notice her titties were ashy. She's not blind, so she doesn't have an excuse like Stevie Wonder and his braids basically growing out of his asshair.
Who told her to wear a Mini Dress? with saggy titties. Her Bags are not fun, they are actually quite depressing. Someone should hand her a Cross your heart and a more modest dress from Lane Bryant, they are open til 9pm most nights.
Star Jones, Shame for thinking you can get a walk in role on Girlfriends. Being Ashy.... Little ashy girls in North Carolina look up to you to have smooth non ashen skin!
"If them chickens is ash and I'm lotion... I'm gonna deep fry me up some Star Jones with some Jergens"
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHA, this is too good. I love your voice on these issues Larry. This one in particular cause I hate her. She's a Mexican hating, anti-Atheist and I'm sooo glad she's gone from the view! Yay for Larry =)
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