Chronicles In Child Acting Gone Wrong:Volume #1

Judy Winslow, ehem, Jaimee Foxworth, ehem, Crave...I'm using a picture from the days I first knew you, because my mother sometimes reads this blog.

I understand that you were flat broke after they sent you to the Attic of Family Matters to make room for such classic characters as Myra, Waldo and Aunt Oona from Altoona. But, have you every heard of Community College, DeVry? Western Career College...

You Can do it!

And by do it I don't mean doing DP shots with 2 overly endowed men of color. Or if your gonna go all out and do porn, like Jody Watley's sister, you need to stick to it, stick it out.

How is the 20 year reunion episode/special for Family Matters gonna go.
Laura & Steve Urkel have 6 kids
Carl Winslow retired from the police force after having a quadruple Bypass after one Kruller too many
Eddie Winslow and Waldo are now on Girlfriends and Waldo has come out as Peaches.
Mother Winslow rematerializes from Dust (and Death) to criticize Harriet's cooking
Harriet leaves in protest and replaces Mavis Staples in The reformed Staples Singers
Little Richie owns soul-glo, and still has a Jheri-Curl
and you have been doing Porn in the Attic for the last 13 years

Were you the 16 year old R. Kelley pee'd on?
Do us all a favor, and sign up for the next season of the Surreal life.

Hopefully Regis Philbin is on and you can do a porn tape with him!