So, Buicks, are the new hip cars.....
Doubt me?
Look in Dub Magazine, or at the SEMA show.....
Negroes are to blame, and conservative republicans aren't happy.
They want to buy Lucerne's and LaCrosse's without the hassle of the salesman trying to up them to 22's 24's or 26's.
Buick, rather belatedly, is going after a market that has exhausted itself on Cadillacs and Lincolns and has nearly run it's course on the current Chrysler 300. Do I blame them? No...If there is a customer base, willing to pay an additional 3-4K already on top of the 23-38K base for a good that is easily damaged (especially in my home region the Bay Area, home to some of America's worst pavement jobs...good work CalTrans!) I say go for that market of ingnorant baffoons.
Why Buicks you might say...
Negroes, despite what you might see on BET, are very brand loyal and savvy consumers. Buicks for the last 18 years have been consistently at the top of J.D. Power and Associates lists for initial quality and extended quality surveys...otherwise, most Buicks are dependable automotive purchases. The same cannot be said of Mercedes Benz or BMW. The only other brand that is that consistent is Lexus , and it's parent corporation, Toyota.
Black Folks know a good thing when they see one...
But, do we really, have to put 24's on 1993 Park Avenues that are worth less than the actual rims...
Can we compromise, like, you can put 22's on a 2001 Century? all in all you will have spent only about $8000 total, and I won't be embarassed whenever you pull up at the Chevron at the same time as me, as the Nice WASPy lady in the Prius shakes her head in dismay..
No More DVD/TV Screens in the Visor mirrors. You can watch TV or DVD's at home. or the Kids can on long roadtrips from the back seat.
You
Focus on driving
It needs to stop, or I'm dressing up as a cop and issuing you fools tickets....
Think About how your Regal GS feels about this.....
Think about other Buick owners of color feel about this...
Be a little diverse, start pimping all the 2006 Tauruses coming out of Rental service from Hertz, Budget and Enterprise...
Diversify My Brutha
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