Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Do other races drink Kool-Aid?


So I'm 24, and I've visited quite a few households outside of the African-American Community. And you know what has never happened?
I've never been offered a nice tall cold glass of *Red* Kool-Aid.
Just about every other beverage, but never Kool-Aid?
Do only Negroes drink Kool-Aid?
Is Kool-Aid Black owned, so we must patronize it?
Again I hate to run conspiracy theories on my website, but...I'm starting to think Kool-Aid is the cause of the higher percentage of Diabetes cases in the Black Community. Isn't the classic Kool-Aid recipe 1 packet of *Red* kool-aid (Mind you there are about 15 different Kool-Aid flavors that are red) 1 *pitcher* of water and 3 lbs of sugar?
So yes, I think we will be seeing an article soon in the New England Journal of Medicine that Diabetes is caused by the classic concoction of Kool-Aid used by the African American community. Somehow this method of preparation spread to tea, to create Sweet Tea and that's how Diabetes spreads throughout the US.
So either.....
1) We need to boycott Kool-Aid
2) We need to Make Kool-Aid a bigger pop culture icon, maybe do a Song about it, so it starts killing all the other races with Diabetes too.

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