Lil Kim......

Why Are you not little anymore....

I know, for a fact, that the food wasn't that good in prison...
It's not like there was Smothered Chicken, Cracklin Bread, Black Eyed Peas with Hamhocks and Sweet Potato Pound Cake up in there everyday....

Or Any Day....

It might have only taken a good 35 licks to get to the center of you 5 years ago
now it takes 1,265

I hope whomever licks you has some serious tongue strength.

I'm not criticizing your weight gain, I'm just saying, it occured in the strangest of venues.

Jail!

I'm just saying, there was a nice courtyard, with weights, and probably a track that ran around the perimeter...

And I'm pretty sure the food sucked.
So again I'm not criticizing, but I just wonder, how?

Did you spend your whole time getting your hair pressed/braided?
Did one of the girls in the joint have a contraband DeepFryer and you had Friday Night Fish Frys up in there?

I just need to know why...