Whitney's Back!

She filed for divorce from Bobby!

Got a shiny New Blonde wig (or borrowed it from her Cousin Dionne Warwick, I swear I say it on some episode of Solid Gold when I was coming up, *shudder* at the the fact that hairstyles popular on Solid Gold are back).

And you had the nerve to appauld that horrid Katherine McPhee Chick from American Idol, ruining your best Schlocky Power ballad right in front of your face.

I'm not sure your done with the Crack..ehem..Cocaine, or whatever drug you were using.

"I Have Nothing" indeed....

If you were really back you would have snatched the mike from her and knocked everyone on their ass.

But, you aren't back, at all.
I think, like your Cousin Dionne at this point in her life, possibly a 3rd of your range is still there.

I wonder who is gonna write your "I'll Never Love This Way Again."

I'm really gonna miss the "Crack Is Whack" "Whatchulookinat" crazy Whitney.
I still use "Crack Is Whack" 4 years later! It's classic. You getting sober, divorcing Bobby, therefore depriving us a 2nd season of "Being Bobby Brown" is the end of an era for me. This hurts me more than "Martin" going off in 1997 because Martin Lawrence went crazy.

No Female Singer has provided me with such a long list of one liners.

I will always love you
Fucked Up Whitney