Friday, November 10, 2006

Who Gave You Your Ghettopass:Volume #1


So who gave Stacey Ferguson, Kids Incorporated Star extraordinare and future Depends spokeswoman, the Ghettopass to appear on 1) The R&B charts and 2) on Tyra like she's Beyonce 3) To record songs like "London Bridge" and "Fergalicious"

I swear "Fergalicious" is a rip off of "Supersonic"
Supersonic....When Hip-Hop reference breaking the sound barrier
1988 might have been the height of pop culture in my lifetime...

Enough reminiscing....Hasn't Fergie provided enough horrid music to the world over the years? From covering songs on Kids Incorporated, White Girl Group Hell Wild Orchid, and such lovely titles as "Don't Phuck with My Love" (a lesson on how to curse with a lisp) and "My Humps" ( If you really have random humps, you might wanna see a doctor, it might be Cancer).

I admit I can enjoy Fergie's Music output, when I'm drunk and trying to seduce a more vapid homosexual than myself while out at the club. Otherwise, I debate, who allowed her in? I'm pretty sure will.i.am had to go to the Negro Board to let her in. Did she cover some Chaka Khan to pass the Negro Pass audition.

We need to send her walking. Or off her as quickly as she was in the Remake of Poseidon.

Crunch
Crush
Scream
Impale

Bubye Fergie!

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