So I hope all of you enjoyed the bountiful abundance of food provided to you this Thanksgiving. And that you haven't overindulged yourself of Deep Fried Turkey and Sweet Potato Pie like ReRe Franklin has.
Can someone take out Star Jones's Gastric Bypass and put it Aretha? Is human parts swapping that easy?
As you might not know, Aretha Franklin's voice is considered a natural resource of the State of Michigan, considering how many beautiful voices have been nutured in that state, ranging from Stevie Wonder to Madonna, it's a bit frightening to see the Queen of Soul become the Queen of Soul Food Overindulgence. She can't even support herself while performing in concert, she has to brace herself against her piano.
So, can we, Negroes and our supports, have an intervention to save one of our natural resources. Call Jesse Jackson, Call Al Sharpton!
Save Aretha Franklin!
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