Tuesday, November 07, 2006

TV's Most Embarrasing Moments, for Negroes

So I'm starting a list of events That I hope you will vote on.

1) The entire 1st and 2nd Season of "Flavor of Love" and the impending Tiffany "New York" related "Flavorette" series.

I admit, it was entertaining, and the foolishness of the females on the series is not solely related to African-American women. But. It has to stop, somewhere. Just like Jerry Springer in it's heyday ran it's course. There was no Jerry Springer Spinoff for all the Transexuals that were left dumped after an episode of Jerry.....Non Queer Eye for the Trailer Park Homo...so, why does New York get her own show, according to MySpace...she's doing quite well with her Dollarstore franchises.

2) Why is that sitcom with LisaRaye and that most annoying little child actor since Jaleel White still on the CW. I tought LisaRaye was the princess of some Island Kingdom that if you stepped outside her palace in flip-flops you'd get an infection on your feet. Why doesn't she take a note from Grace Kelley and live a nice life of royalty, and then flip her car off a cliff when she's in her 50's

3) Jill-Marie Jones not getting a pay increase, something, for being the heart of Girlfriends. Without her, there is no reason to tune in, except for them to milk her departure for all it's worth. "Toni was in town but you didn't tell me." Really, how often is Toni in town to tie up loose ends. The only way they can save the show now is if they bring Jenifer Lewis in again to tell Joan off, and she, like LisaRaye in 25 years, flips her car off the clip in grief....

4) Wanda Sykes Needs to stop recycling her jokes. I know between 3 canceled shows, voiceover work and being the "Sassy Negress" all over TV and Cinema she is a little busy. But she's still using jokes that she passed off on Comedy Central, in 2002, when she had a goddamn flip...

5) Poor, crazy Betty Applewhite, Poor disjointed 2nd season of Desperate Housewives. Why couldn't Betty be one of the insiders before the dark secrets came tumbling out. Why was she always an outsider on Wisteria Lane? Was it because she was Black? and why did they have her in very, ugly, pantsuits and that gawd awful wig? I know Black women dress like that, but it's generally when they are 67, not working anymore, are on fixed Social Security and have a 17 year Old DeVille in the Driveway....

Also, Bree's son is Andrew is a lot hotter than Her Daughter Danielle. I think the story line would have been more interesting if Andrew were getting it on with Matthew Applewhite....

Which Moment of these is the worst folks...think about it, chew it over, before you cast your vote.

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