Thursday, November 16, 2006

Here are your Gasoline Draws:Edition #1

I really thought people were shitting me when they told me the Juice was doing this. And I went on my daily jaunt over to Keithboykin.com. And it's true. That special table in hell reserved for the worst people of the 1990's is filling up quite quickly this month. First Saddam, now OJ.

Orethal James Simpson. You offically need to be beat with a baseball bat by Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman's relatives. I have tried and tried to side with you ever since the glove didn't fit and your were acquitted. But, this is the last straw. I hope Ron Goldman gets every last dime of your goddamn money and you have to turn tricks with old Jewish Men in Palm Beach courtesy of the Cuban Cocaine Lord you probably owe a lot of money to. I'm so over the fact that you got over on the man. This is just intolerable cruelty.

You, are, just, Wrong.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I can only wish OJ had real gasoline drawls on!!!!