Monday, November 13, 2006

You are too young to be big mama!

Hi Vanessa Bell Calloway, I was watching an episode of All of Us. I normally use this time between Everybody Hates Chris & Girlfriends to wash dishes, shower, talk to people I normally just text. But You, one of my favorite blacktresses of my lifetime, were a guest star. And who were you playing?

Big Mama!

You were Duane Martin and Tisha Campbell's Mama! In Nancy Wilson's wig no less.

So I skipped over to wikipedia to see how old you are. And, you are just 49 years old. You aren't old enough to be Big Mama yet!

Who did you steal this role from? Seriously, there are so many nice black actresses in their 60's that probably have nothing to do. I hope and pray you aren't that desperate for work that you are accepting roles to play AARP citizens opposite Glynn Turman, he is in fact, AARP aged and 60 years old.

Vanessa, don't do it anymore, don't you know 50 is the new 35. So Act it!

Literally.

1 comment:

SANKOFA said...

Right On!!!!!!!!!!!!